{"product_id":"616822020210","title":"Stepmother: Calvary Greetings (Vinyl LP)","description":"Edition of 200; includes hand-numbered inner sleeve. Stepmother is Lukas Simonis (Dull Schicksal, VRIL, Coolhaven...), Jeroen Visser, Bill Gilonis (The Work, The Hat Shoes, Hail...), and David Kerman (5UU's, Present, Thinking Plague, Aranis...). Anglo-American-Dutch post-punk prog-rock and experimental soundscapes with a dash of Monty Python thrown in. A reunion of an '80s band that never existed (but should have): twangy guitars, nifty keyboards, zany drumming, vocal histrionics a la The Rutles (well, sort of), lop-sided rhythms, regurgitated spam lyrics. What more could you ask for? The journey we are taken on introduces us to mass murderer Curtis Lemay, Serge Gainsbourg, sex ads, neo-liberal communism, Nigerian online scams, neo-surrealist blabbering, and Dickensian psycho fluff. But the record is much more than a sum of it's parts - and it's beautifully packaged to boot, with artwork by Alfred Boland. Bill Gilonis: voice, guitar, bass, keyboards, clarinet, stylophone; Lukas Simonis: voice, guitar, wooden thing; Jeroen Visser: voice, bass, organ, synth, clarinet, baritone sax; David Kerman: drums, percussion.  01. Calvary Greetings (2:46), 02. Amoeba Antipodes (3:41), 03. Access It Before It's Too Late (3:58), 04. the Moonlight Visitor (3:55), 05. Ever Wanted Your Mum (2:48), 06. TBTF (1:55), 07. Elevator (1:35), 08. Laisse Tomber Les Filles (1:41), 09. Great Trading Days (4:55), 10. Intimacy and Polarity (3:16), 11. Malnutrition with a Mind (1:59), 12. Rot Said My Aunt (4:47), 13. Sinkhole (6:10), 14. Fuckfriend (0:37)","brand":"Megaphone","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39574662643862,"sku":"616822020210","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2231\/7305\/products\/3004608_a9932a11-46b9-464c-adaf-5e613699c74c.jpg?v=1705055985","url":"https:\/\/www.besvinyl.com\/products\/616822020210","provider":"besvinyl.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}